1 00:00:09,719 --> 00:00:13,348 NARRATOR". Another bright, brisk morning in Gotham City. 2 00:00:13,556 --> 00:00:18,686 For such a bustling metropolis, the day seems to have begun quite normally. 3 00:00:18,895 --> 00:00:23,358 But wait, do we sense something slightly off-key? 4 00:00:23,566 --> 00:00:28,029 Here in the Keyborn Bookstore perhaps? 5 00:00:48,466 --> 00:00:52,053 Or in the Keynote Music Shop? 6 00:01:01,479 --> 00:01:03,523 Or even in the sacred precincts... 7 00:01:03,690 --> 00:01:06,985 of the ultra conservative Gotham City Key Club? 8 00:01:16,494 --> 00:01:18,371 Meanwhile, at Wayne Manor... 9 00:01:18,580 --> 00:01:22,875 stately home of millionaire Bruce Wayne and his youthful ward, Dick Grayson... 10 00:01:23,209 --> 00:01:27,213 All right, take it from the top, Dick. Ahem. Besides its famous apes... 11 00:01:27,422 --> 00:01:32,885 and the part it's always played in history, the Rock of Gibraltar is also famous for...? 12 00:01:33,094 --> 00:01:35,013 - It's the key to the Mediterranean. - Aha. 13 00:01:35,221 --> 00:01:36,514 Right, Dick. 14 00:01:36,723 --> 00:01:40,852 You might make that the keynote of your geography paper. 15 00:01:41,060 --> 00:01:44,314 - A headache, Bruce? - No, no, just a bit weary. 16 00:01:44,522 --> 00:01:47,817 But thanks to the brief respite from crime-fighting... 17 00:01:48,026 --> 00:01:52,947 which we seem to be enjoying, my energies will be quickly restored. 18 00:01:53,156 --> 00:01:54,407 What? 19 00:01:54,616 --> 00:01:56,326 Upside down? 20 00:01:56,534 --> 00:01:58,244 Pointing the wrong way? 21 00:01:58,411 --> 00:02:01,247 Hmm. We'll get right on it. 22 00:02:01,623 --> 00:02:03,833 That was the manager of the Keystone Building. 23 00:02:04,042 --> 00:02:07,962 Someone has been playing havoc with the big sign identifying it. 24 00:02:08,171 --> 00:02:11,883 Probably the work of some prankster, heh, or some joker. 25 00:02:12,091 --> 00:02:15,136 Jo... Of course, Chief O'Hara. 26 00:02:15,345 --> 00:02:19,015 Who else but that malevolent mischief-maker could be taunting us again... 27 00:02:19,223 --> 00:02:20,933 with his capricious capers? 28 00:02:21,142 --> 00:02:25,396 You still don't think we should call the Caped Crusader? 29 00:02:25,730 --> 00:02:29,150 When books, records and files are involved, Chief O'Hara... 30 00:02:29,317 --> 00:02:32,278 I think that we should try to tackle the problem ourselves... 31 00:02:32,445 --> 00:02:36,449 but when it comes to tampering with the buildings of our fine city... 32 00:02:36,658 --> 00:02:38,868 we have no other choice. 33 00:02:47,210 --> 00:02:48,461 I think I found it, Bruce. 34 00:02:48,670 --> 00:02:51,506 I'm afraid you spoke too soon, sir. Let me answer it for you. 35 00:02:51,714 --> 00:02:53,800 I can always think up a bit of a taradiddle. 36 00:02:54,008 --> 00:02:58,638 No, Alfred, if the commissioner needs us, this is no time for a white lie, even the smallest. 37 00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:02,100 - Yes, commissioner? - I'm afraid it's the Joker again, Batman. 38 00:03:02,517 --> 00:03:03,643 We'll be right there. 39 00:03:03,851 --> 00:03:05,812 To the Batpoles. 40 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:48,695 We're having the locks replaced in this building. 41 00:04:48,903 --> 00:04:53,866 And when the new keys arrived today, this was in with them. 42 00:04:54,826 --> 00:04:57,203 - Holy vertebra. - Indeed. 43 00:04:57,996 --> 00:05:00,707 A macabre little opener. 44 00:05:00,915 --> 00:05:01,958 Read the attached note. 45 00:05:03,835 --> 00:05:07,422 "Latched or mastered, skeletoned or passed... 46 00:05:07,630 --> 00:05:11,884 spot the Scot before you're outclassed." 47 00:05:12,093 --> 00:05:14,012 Latched or mastered? 48 00:05:14,220 --> 00:05:18,099 I suspect he used the past tense to further confuse us, Robin. 49 00:05:18,307 --> 00:05:22,353 Latch, master, pass, skeleton. 50 00:05:22,562 --> 00:05:26,107 They're all terms which refer to keys. 51 00:05:26,315 --> 00:05:29,736 Like the Key Club or the Keystone Building. 52 00:05:29,944 --> 00:05:34,157 Some seventh sense tells me that this particular Scot... 53 00:05:34,365 --> 00:05:37,452 is billionaire Angus Ferguson... 54 00:05:37,660 --> 00:05:41,330 the famous Scottish collector who's currently visiting our fair city. 55 00:05:41,539 --> 00:05:44,917 Just what I was thinking, Batman, now that you, uh, reminded me. 56 00:05:46,294 --> 00:05:49,213 Obviously there is a connection here. 57 00:05:49,422 --> 00:05:53,342 Mr. Ferguson is having a private showing today of his fabulous collection of keys. 58 00:05:53,551 --> 00:05:56,095 How can anyone have a fabulous collection of keys? 59 00:05:56,304 --> 00:05:58,556 There are some famous keys in the world, Robin. 60 00:05:58,765 --> 00:06:03,936 Of which Angus Ferguson has either the original or an exact replica... 61 00:06:04,145 --> 00:06:07,440 including the pi?ce de r?sistance of his current show... 62 00:06:07,648 --> 00:06:09,859 the famous Jeweled Key of Kaincardine... 63 00:06:10,068 --> 00:06:14,697 handed down through the ages from one Scottish ruler to another. 64 00:06:14,864 --> 00:06:17,909 Hmm. Holy key ring. Where is this showing? 65 00:06:18,117 --> 00:06:19,952 At his private suite at Gotham Towers. 66 00:06:20,161 --> 00:06:22,830 We have as many of our men posted there as we can spare... 67 00:06:22,997 --> 00:06:25,708 but, ha, ha, if this note is from the Joker... 68 00:06:26,250 --> 00:06:28,294 I suggest we take a look... 69 00:06:28,503 --> 00:06:34,133 at Ferguson's fabulous collection of keys. 70 00:06:51,818 --> 00:06:55,071 Ah. This should do it. 71 00:07:03,621 --> 00:07:05,289 Ah. Ah! 72 00:07:05,456 --> 00:07:08,918 At last, success beyond even my wildest dreams. 73 00:07:10,294 --> 00:07:13,506 Success, Joker, because you can turn an itsy-bitsy key in an itsy-bitsy box? 74 00:07:13,673 --> 00:07:17,301 Glad you could tear yourself away from that mirror for one minute, Cornelia... 75 00:07:17,468 --> 00:07:19,262 to admire my latest triumph. 76 00:07:19,470 --> 00:07:22,765 This box, and particularly this key I've just made... 77 00:07:22,974 --> 00:07:26,686 could be the downfall of those audacious adversaries, Batman and Robin... 78 00:07:26,894 --> 00:07:31,023 and give me free reign to pursue my cunning career. Ha, ha! 79 00:07:31,232 --> 00:07:34,402 - How did you make the box, Joker? - Oh, out of bits and pieces, lads. 80 00:07:34,610 --> 00:07:38,364 Odds and ends, cheese paddings, lightning bugs, cockroach shells... 81 00:07:38,573 --> 00:07:42,160 all combined with my talents in other fields, of course. Ha, ha. 82 00:07:42,368 --> 00:07:43,911 But enough of this chitchat. 83 00:07:44,120 --> 00:07:46,497 I am off to make my first experiment. 84 00:07:46,706 --> 00:07:51,586 And when I return, I suspect I will not only have confounded the Dynamic Duo... 85 00:07:51,794 --> 00:07:56,674 but I will have in my possession the Jeweled Key of Kaincardine. 86 00:07:56,883 --> 00:07:58,259 - The what? - Ho-ho-ho. 87 00:07:58,467 --> 00:08:02,805 The diamonds with which it is encrusted are worth a king's ransom, Cornelia. 88 00:08:03,014 --> 00:08:06,767 Not to mention the rubies in its loop, the emeralds in its stern... 89 00:08:06,976 --> 00:08:11,314 the sapphires in its collar, and the fire opals in its bit. 90 00:08:16,527 --> 00:08:18,446 Ah. It's so good. 91 00:08:18,654 --> 00:08:20,323 Aye. 92 00:08:21,157 --> 00:08:23,326 The Caped Crusader and the Boy Wonder. 93 00:08:23,534 --> 00:08:25,828 Well, it's good to have you here. 94 00:08:26,037 --> 00:08:27,705 Help yourself to a doch-an-dorris. 95 00:08:27,872 --> 00:08:30,249 It's a breath of heather from me brewster, my golly. 96 00:08:30,416 --> 00:08:33,669 Thank you, Mr. Ferguson, but we'd just like to browse a bit. 97 00:08:33,878 --> 00:08:37,798 Browse, aye, browse. Browse to the content of your stout heart. 98 00:08:38,716 --> 00:08:39,884 What's a doch-an-dorris? 99 00:08:40,051 --> 00:08:43,471 Gaelic for stirrup cup, Robin. 100 00:08:43,679 --> 00:08:47,725 - A drink usually taken on parting. - You think he wants to get rid of us'? 101 00:08:47,934 --> 00:08:53,105 I think we should try to act as casual as possible, old chum. 102 00:08:53,272 --> 00:08:54,482 Hmm. 103 00:08:56,275 --> 00:08:58,736 A rare acquisition. 104 00:09:00,071 --> 00:09:05,409 "The key to the Bastille cell block in which the man in the iron mask was imprisoned." 105 00:09:05,618 --> 00:09:08,537 How could Mr. Ferguson have gotten that? 106 00:09:08,955 --> 00:09:14,001 A golden key opens every lock, Robin. 107 00:09:17,546 --> 00:09:19,131 Shall we? 108 00:09:22,510 --> 00:09:24,929 Holy keyhole. 109 00:09:28,057 --> 00:09:33,562 If there's any dirty work afoot, you can be sure this key is the hoped-for target. 110 00:09:33,771 --> 00:09:35,022 It must be worth a fortune. 111 00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:38,651 More than a fortune, Boy Wonder. 112 00:09:38,859 --> 00:09:40,152 It's priceless. 113 00:09:40,361 --> 00:09:45,241 And you're right, Batman, my target is the Jeweled Key of Kaincardine. 114 00:09:45,449 --> 00:09:48,119 Which, luckily, we will prevent you from obtaining. 115 00:09:48,327 --> 00:09:51,330 Ho-ho! I wonder, Caped Crusader. 116 00:09:51,539 --> 00:09:53,541 I anticipated your presence here today. 117 00:09:53,749 --> 00:09:57,878 And I believe my newest invention will render you helpless... 118 00:09:58,087 --> 00:10:03,634 while I transfer ownership of the priceless jeweled key. 119 00:10:20,609 --> 00:10:23,988 - Are you all right, Robin? - I think so, Batman. What happened? 120 00:10:24,196 --> 00:10:27,908 - I'm not sure. - Look, it's gone. 121 00:10:28,701 --> 00:10:31,537 It certainly is gone. 122 00:10:31,746 --> 00:10:33,956 It most certainly is gone. 123 00:10:34,165 --> 00:10:36,834 And if that key is nay found and returned at once... 124 00:10:37,043 --> 00:10:41,422 I'll sue this city for $8,000,523 and a threepenny bit. 125 00:10:41,589 --> 00:10:44,091 - But, Mr. Ferguson... - The charge will be grand larceny. 126 00:10:44,258 --> 00:10:47,386 You'll hear from my law agent because you can say "Jack McRobinson." 127 00:10:47,553 --> 00:10:52,016 And you, you two muttonheads, after I offered you a wee doch-an-dorris... 128 00:11:01,984 --> 00:11:05,321 Gotham City still holds you in great esteem, Dynamic Duo. 129 00:11:05,529 --> 00:11:08,616 The word, uh, "muttonheads" was most unfortunate. 130 00:11:08,824 --> 00:11:10,409 It was right. 131 00:11:10,618 --> 00:11:15,748 We were standing in that alcove while the Joker made off with the jeweled key. 132 00:11:15,956 --> 00:11:18,834 It's hard to explain. 133 00:11:19,210 --> 00:11:20,795 What did happen, Batman? 134 00:11:21,003 --> 00:11:25,174 He had some kind of contraption, a small box with a key. 135 00:11:25,383 --> 00:11:26,759 Which sparked and hummed. 136 00:11:26,967 --> 00:11:30,221 He said it would render us helpless while he pulled off the robbery. 137 00:11:30,429 --> 00:11:31,931 And it did. 138 00:11:32,139 --> 00:11:35,935 Although, I don't know exactly how yet. 139 00:11:36,143 --> 00:11:39,647 If this device could do that to the two of you, think... 140 00:11:39,855 --> 00:11:41,357 I have thought, commissioner. 141 00:11:41,565 --> 00:11:46,445 The theft of the Jeweled Key of Kaincardine... 142 00:11:46,612 --> 00:11:48,989 is only secondary. 143 00:11:49,198 --> 00:11:53,828 There are many devious tricks up that crafty clown's sleeve. 144 00:11:54,036 --> 00:11:55,162 He must be stopped... 145 00:11:55,371 --> 00:12:00,584 before he makes a laughing stock, not only of Robin and me... 146 00:12:00,793 --> 00:12:03,379 your fine department... 147 00:12:03,587 --> 00:12:06,006 but all of Gotham City. 148 00:12:11,755 --> 00:12:15,176 And in conclusion, let me repeat the hope that Batman and Robin... 149 00:12:15,384 --> 00:12:18,846 were in no way helping the Joker steal the Jeweled Key of Kaincardine... 150 00:12:19,054 --> 00:12:21,015 from Mr. Ferguson's collection today... 151 00:12:21,223 --> 00:12:24,602 just because the Dynamic Duo stood by ineffectively. 152 00:12:24,810 --> 00:12:26,145 Ineffectively? 153 00:12:26,353 --> 00:12:28,522 What an unpleasant innuendo. 154 00:12:28,731 --> 00:12:32,985 There is a rumor around Gotham City tonight that the Joker has some new invention... 155 00:12:33,194 --> 00:12:37,364 against which the Caped Crusader and the Boy Wonder are powerless. 156 00:12:37,573 --> 00:12:39,909 Enough of rumors. 157 00:12:42,036 --> 00:12:43,746 It's about time for The Green Hornet. 158 00:12:43,913 --> 00:12:45,873 You're right, Bruce. 159 00:12:49,919 --> 00:12:52,963 Citizens of Gotham City, this is the Joker. 160 00:12:54,965 --> 00:12:59,094 Corning to you through your key station via my high-powered jamming system... 161 00:12:59,303 --> 00:13:02,681 and particularly addressing Batman, wherever you are. 162 00:13:02,890 --> 00:13:08,312 Foiled, failed, frustrated and so defenseless, I'll even give you a clue to my next crime. 163 00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:12,233 Don't give a hoot for the hobnailed, but look for a bow and a bobtail. 164 00:13:16,111 --> 00:13:20,157 Joker is in one of his more generous moods providing us with clues. 165 00:13:20,366 --> 00:13:22,785 Let's provide him with a little action. 166 00:13:24,119 --> 00:13:26,121 To the Batpoles. 167 00:13:32,461 --> 00:13:34,838 In his strange and evil way, Robin... 168 00:13:35,047 --> 00:13:38,801 the Joker sometimes exhibits a bit of twisted honesty. 169 00:13:39,009 --> 00:13:44,306 I think we can ignore the first half of the clue as he suggested... 170 00:13:44,515 --> 00:13:50,271 and concentrate on "look for a bow and bobtails." 171 00:13:50,437 --> 00:13:53,732 What do you mean, "twisted honesty"? He's trying to stomp us, isn't he? 172 00:13:53,899 --> 00:13:57,403 Let's say he wants us to take his tricky bait the hard way. 173 00:13:57,611 --> 00:13:59,363 Like we did today. 174 00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:02,575 I think I have the solution to that too, Robin. 175 00:14:02,783 --> 00:14:07,538 When he was younger, the Joker was a well-known hypnotist. 176 00:14:07,746 --> 00:14:10,082 - Holy mesmerism. - Exactly. 177 00:14:10,291 --> 00:14:11,667 Catching us off-guard... 178 00:14:11,875 --> 00:14:16,547 and using that ingenious box and key as a temporary diversion... 179 00:14:16,755 --> 00:14:19,508 he momentarily had us in his power. 180 00:14:19,717 --> 00:14:25,764 But that's water under the bridge. Now, "look for a bow and bobtails." A bow. 181 00:14:26,140 --> 00:14:32,438 Bow nut, bowline, bowlegs, Bo Peep... Rainbow? 182 00:14:32,771 --> 00:14:36,150 No, I suspect there is some other key t... 183 00:14:36,358 --> 00:14:37,693 Key. 184 00:14:37,901 --> 00:14:40,446 Of course. The loop of a key. 185 00:14:40,654 --> 00:14:45,409 The handle is also called a bow. 186 00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:46,660 Now, bobtails. 187 00:14:47,077 --> 00:14:50,122 Bobtailed horse, bobtailed drawbridge. 188 00:14:50,331 --> 00:14:54,960 Bobtailed flush in poker, bobtailed lynx. 189 00:14:55,169 --> 00:14:57,880 Lynx? Cufflinks? A golf course? 190 00:14:58,088 --> 00:14:59,673 L-Y-N-X. 191 00:14:59,882 --> 00:15:05,095 A bobtailed species of wild cat with a valuable fur varying in color of... 192 00:15:06,096 --> 00:15:07,139 That's it, Robin. 193 00:15:07,348 --> 00:15:13,312 And the way he emphasized "foiled, failed, frustrated and defenseless." 194 00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:15,022 Sure, Batman. 195 00:15:15,230 --> 00:15:18,359 He must have the key to Franchin's Fancy Fur Salon. Let's go. 196 00:15:18,567 --> 00:15:19,610 One moment, Robin. 197 00:15:19,818 --> 00:15:23,864 This requires unusual precaution. 198 00:15:25,866 --> 00:15:28,952 Oh, I know diamonds are supposed to be a girl's best friend... 199 00:15:29,161 --> 00:15:32,373 but I could get real chummy with some mink or ermine. 200 00:15:32,581 --> 00:15:35,959 Oh, I'll take three or four of these and a couple of gorillas. 201 00:15:36,168 --> 00:15:38,587 I think you mean chinchilla, Cornelia. 202 00:15:38,796 --> 00:15:41,507 One of the rarest and most costly of furs. 203 00:15:41,715 --> 00:15:44,510 Oh, well, that's exactly what I mean. 204 00:15:44,718 --> 00:15:48,722 Aren't you afraid we'll get caught in a place like this, this time of night? 205 00:15:48,889 --> 00:15:51,225 Ha. With my duplicate key to the manager's office... 206 00:15:51,392 --> 00:15:52,976 we came through his private entrance. 207 00:15:53,143 --> 00:15:54,603 Which has no burglar alarm. 208 00:15:54,812 --> 00:15:57,439 And Latch and Bolt are in the front hall, on guard. 209 00:15:57,606 --> 00:15:59,316 Ho-ho! With two recruits. Ha, ha! 210 00:15:59,525 --> 00:16:01,735 But what about the clue you broadcast to Batman? 211 00:16:01,902 --> 00:16:04,905 Aha. Precisely why I brought my little magic box. 212 00:16:06,490 --> 00:16:08,617 I'm looking forward to giving Batman and Robin... 213 00:16:08,826 --> 00:16:10,577 another taste of its unique power. 214 00:16:13,163 --> 00:16:18,127 - This time the joke's going to be on the Joker. - So let's get the jump on him. 215 00:16:19,294 --> 00:16:20,796 Ooh! Ho-ho-ho! 216 00:16:21,255 --> 00:16:24,299 Good evening, friends. 217 00:16:30,639 --> 00:16:32,558 Something's wrong. The key must be broken. 218 00:16:32,766 --> 00:16:37,104 It's not the key to that box that's broken, Joker, it's your hypnotic power over us. 219 00:16:37,688 --> 00:16:39,064 Well, it worked before. 220 00:16:39,273 --> 00:16:43,193 This time we took our counter-hypnosis Bat-pellets from our Bat-capsule dispensary. 221 00:16:43,610 --> 00:16:46,280 Latch, Bolt, everybody! 222 00:17:35,579 --> 00:17:37,998 Nothing but some wires and a little battery. 223 00:17:38,207 --> 00:17:39,458 Exactly, Robin. 224 00:17:39,666 --> 00:17:42,628 We didn't give him time to induce hypnosis. 225 00:17:42,836 --> 00:17:48,467 But as I've said, that monstrous mountebank is full of mad maneuvers. 226 00:17:51,345 --> 00:17:53,847 Would you like me to bring down some breakfast, sir? 227 00:17:54,056 --> 00:17:58,060 The human body can only go so long without proper food, drink and sleep. 228 00:17:58,268 --> 00:18:00,103 It's only been one night, Alfred. 229 00:18:00,312 --> 00:18:02,898 And we have to trap the Joker once and for all. 230 00:18:03,106 --> 00:18:05,567 If I might suggest a thought, sir? 231 00:18:05,776 --> 00:18:06,819 Oh, please, do. 232 00:18:07,027 --> 00:18:11,865 It struck me that recently most of his messages have involved twists on words. 233 00:18:12,074 --> 00:18:14,117 Wordplays on keys, particularly. 234 00:18:14,326 --> 00:18:15,828 Now, if in his private life... 235 00:18:16,036 --> 00:18:17,955 Precisely the course we've been pursuing, Alfred. 236 00:18:19,331 --> 00:18:20,707 Robin, what have you come up with? 237 00:18:21,250 --> 00:18:26,630 Keyboard, key bugle, key fruit, keynote address... 238 00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:29,675 key signature, Keystone State. 239 00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:33,470 Uh, by "private life," I meant a change of identity. 240 00:18:33,679 --> 00:18:35,556 Possibly an assumed name. 241 00:18:35,764 --> 00:18:38,892 - Holy pseudonym. - Of course, Alfred, why didn't we think of that? 242 00:18:39,101 --> 00:18:41,687 Would you mind handing me the telephone directory? 243 00:18:42,020 --> 00:18:43,772 - Here you are, sir. - Thank you. 244 00:18:43,981 --> 00:18:48,068 I programmed a Batcomputer feedback circuit to isolate key name metaphors... 245 00:18:48,277 --> 00:18:51,947 in the greater Gotham City telephone directory. 246 00:18:52,406 --> 00:18:53,824 It's gotta be one of these. 247 00:18:54,032 --> 00:18:55,367 Mrs. Carrie B. Keypin. 248 00:18:55,576 --> 00:18:59,371 No, I don't think he'd be masquerading as a woman. 249 00:18:59,580 --> 00:19:02,583 - The Locker Room? - An English grill I occasionally frequent. 250 00:19:02,791 --> 00:19:04,918 Superb suet pudding. 251 00:19:05,127 --> 00:19:07,212 Louie Latch? 252 00:19:08,714 --> 00:19:11,425 What about this one? Clavier Ankh. 253 00:19:11,633 --> 00:19:16,138 - Clavier Ankh? What kind of a name is that? - A very revealing name, Robin. 254 00:19:16,346 --> 00:19:19,641 The clavier is the keyboard of an organ. 255 00:19:19,850 --> 00:19:25,272 An ankh is a sacred Egyptian cross symbolizing the key of life. 256 00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:26,565 Gosh, Batman. 257 00:19:26,773 --> 00:19:27,816 And the address. 258 00:19:28,025 --> 00:19:30,694 "Number 1, Dugan Alley." 259 00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:32,696 That's worthy of note. 260 00:19:38,327 --> 00:19:40,537 - It's a cool pad, Joker. - Ha. 261 00:19:40,746 --> 00:19:45,375 All you've seen of this cool pad, Cornelia, is that mirror. Vanity is a waste of time. 262 00:19:45,584 --> 00:19:47,419 I never look at myself. 263 00:19:48,045 --> 00:19:50,547 Well, I'm younger, Joker, and a girl. 264 00:19:50,756 --> 00:19:52,049 And it is a cool pad. 265 00:19:52,966 --> 00:19:54,885 Well, it will do for the purpose. 266 00:19:55,093 --> 00:19:57,429 Do you think Batman's smart enough to find it? 267 00:19:57,638 --> 00:20:01,058 Oh, he's an adversary almost worthy of me, Cornelia... 268 00:20:01,266 --> 00:20:03,602 but soon will only be the skeleton of one. 269 00:20:07,689 --> 00:20:10,651 And sooner than I planned, in fact. There's the Batmobile now. 270 00:20:11,026 --> 00:20:13,570 The Dynamic Duo are somewhat unorthodox, Cornelia. 271 00:20:13,737 --> 00:20:16,615 No doubt they'll come up the outside wall. You know what to do. 272 00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:18,700 And Latch and Bolt are waiting to help... 273 00:20:18,867 --> 00:20:22,245 while Uncle Clavier double-checks his Human Key Duplicator. 274 00:20:22,454 --> 00:20:23,622 You mean a real live one? 275 00:20:23,789 --> 00:20:25,374 Uh, you'll see, Cornelia. 276 00:20:25,582 --> 00:20:29,294 Oh, at last the end of Batman and Robin is in sight. 277 00:20:29,503 --> 00:20:33,799 And I can start planning the craftiest caper of my career. 278 00:20:46,300 --> 00:20:48,094 Your, uh, daily workout, Batman? 279 00:20:48,302 --> 00:20:50,805 Yes. Crime-fighters have to stay in shape. 280 00:20:51,013 --> 00:20:53,724 - But you know that. - Well, my job is a little easier. 281 00:20:53,933 --> 00:20:56,852 Sometimes a fast gun has the edge on a fast Bat-rope. 282 00:20:57,228 --> 00:21:00,731 I'm not invading your territory. I'm just tracking down a clue incognito. 283 00:21:00,940 --> 00:21:02,608 Welcome and good luck. 284 00:21:02,817 --> 00:21:05,903 If you need help, locate us through Commissioner Gordon's office. 285 00:21:06,112 --> 00:21:07,905 The Batphone number is unlisted. 286 00:21:08,114 --> 00:21:10,157 Smart thinking. 287 00:21:16,831 --> 00:21:18,541 Don't slip. 288 00:21:19,291 --> 00:21:21,252 Brave men, Jim. 289 00:21:29,427 --> 00:21:30,553 You startled me. 290 00:21:30,886 --> 00:21:32,179 I'm sorry, young lady. 291 00:21:32,388 --> 00:21:37,768 We're here to pay Mr. Clavier Ankh a little unexpected visit. 292 00:21:37,977 --> 00:21:39,478 This is his apartment, isn't it? 293 00:21:39,687 --> 00:21:42,064 Uncle Clavier is in the, uh, library. 294 00:21:42,273 --> 00:21:44,525 May I ask who's calling? 295 00:21:45,026 --> 00:21:46,694 Batman and Robin. 296 00:21:46,902 --> 00:21:48,112 Oh, yes. 297 00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:50,281 This way, please. 298 00:21:52,908 --> 00:21:55,077 Girl from the fur salon. 299 00:21:55,286 --> 00:21:57,580 I'm afraid this could be a trap, Batman. 300 00:21:57,788 --> 00:22:01,917 He who knows how to fear, Robin, knows how to proceed with safety. 301 00:22:02,126 --> 00:22:04,462 A translation from the Latin. 302 00:22:06,881 --> 00:22:11,093 Maybe I should have told you, the library is in the cellar. 303 00:22:19,643 --> 00:22:21,896 To make this Human Key Duplicator... 304 00:22:22,104 --> 00:22:25,649 I also made some brilliant changes and innovations. 305 00:22:25,858 --> 00:22:30,112 But I'm sure you understand the basic principles, Batman. 306 00:22:31,572 --> 00:22:33,491 You are in this vise. 307 00:22:33,699 --> 00:22:36,660 A duplicate blank key is in this vise. 308 00:22:36,869 --> 00:22:41,499 And when I activate the motor and the vises start turning... 309 00:22:41,832 --> 00:22:46,962 that cutting blade will do its grooviest work on you. 310 00:22:47,630 --> 00:22:49,381 You monster. 311 00:22:50,216 --> 00:22:54,845 A grown man like me should be prepared to meet his maker at any time... 312 00:22:55,304 --> 00:22:57,848 but not a boy like Robin. 313 00:22:58,057 --> 00:23:00,726 What diabolical plan do you have for him? 314 00:23:00,935 --> 00:23:02,603 First a wax spray job. 315 00:23:02,812 --> 00:23:07,024 Somewhat similar to what you get when you have the Batmobile washed. 316 00:23:07,233 --> 00:23:09,985 It takes a week or so for the wax to harden properly. 317 00:23:10,194 --> 00:23:12,071 Until then, who knows? 318 00:23:12,279 --> 00:23:16,325 A notched key for a lock with many wards, hmm? 319 00:23:16,534 --> 00:23:19,411 Do I have to watch all this, Joker? The reflection is icky. 320 00:23:19,620 --> 00:23:22,289 Oh, not if it makes you squeamish, Cornelia. 321 00:23:22,498 --> 00:23:25,376 All right, to the Wax Spray Chamber for the Boy Wonder. 322 00:23:29,713 --> 00:23:31,841 Start with a light spray. 323 00:23:33,509 --> 00:23:38,180 When every pore in his body is filled with wax, we'll apply a heavier coating. 324 00:23:39,723 --> 00:23:44,728 Let's get the skeletonizing process over with, Batman, while you're all keyed up. 325 00:23:44,937 --> 00:23:47,356 Have you a last word for posterity? 326 00:23:47,565 --> 00:23:48,691 Only this, Joker. 327 00:23:48,899 --> 00:23:54,155 Evil sometimes triumphs temporarily, but never conquers. 328 00:23:54,363 --> 00:23:59,285 If I have time, Batman, I'll see that that is properly engraved on your tombstone. 329 00:23:59,618 --> 00:24:00,703 In the meantime... 330 00:24:00,753 --> 00:24:05,303 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0